a text link of comics by title. thrilling!
- happiness
- zoom vaccine
- hate math
- dance
- antisocial media
- taquitos
- opportunities
- poopcast
- tiger education
- griefs
- volemart
- use it and lose it
- knock knock
- 31 flavors
- If you’re not part of the solution…
- also, we need to have a chat about the non-ironic use of hashtags
- cookiehead
- ass doctor
- priorities
- just say no
- quiet please
- cheaper than drugs
- ass and gum
- it’s all about volume
- ooo bad idea
- based on two true stories
- it’s all just a game to you, isn’t it
- i’d do anything for twitter love, but i won’t do that
- cause and effect
- punchy
- hair of the old dog
- great accomplishments
- they’re writing the wrong law
- also, i play a doctor on tv
- i give myself this advice every day
- don’t look back
- knew pizza was always the better idea
- it’s all downhill from here
- hopefully you’ve never noticed either problem
- always think of the practical applications
- hard to say which is worse
- i’ve got to justify the time somehow
- here’s to one particular crazy one
- that’s what i thought
- it’s always something
- wax on, wax off
- internal thought process
- nut crisis
- they do seem awfully happy all the time don’t they
- did i miss anything?
- i have doctored charts and graphs to back me up
- there must be some way to use this power for good
- but what if i need the colossal bandaid
- don’t you hello me
- unmonitored
- better than last year
- it’s the lack of thought that counts
- i’ve won national instant message writing month three times already
- i forgot to never read the comments
- i’m thankful i’m not waiting in line for a 5am best buy opening
- the kilt with no underwear really helped the process
- drunk, really sociable media
- too young to be this mentally old
- facebook.arghpleaseno
- either it’s not gonna fly, or i won’t
- i can think of some net neutrality rules that would be handy
- to-do list, item one: locate to-do list
- it was a pants-22
- corrections are needed. really, really needed.
- maybe i should NOT just write poetry instead
- i can just see the grammy nominations pouring in
- maybe i should just write poetry instead
- so much time theft, so little DVR space
- it’s possible i’m not happy unless i’m not happy
- loosely based on a sad but true story
- it’s almost like the hate and anger is required by law
- maybe in my case it should be called national not writing month
- change i’m not really sure much of anybody can believe in
- it’s like a perpetual candy machine
- i think the borg may have programmed this
- with bad radio comes great responsibility
- maybe it’s the lighting
- fractionally owl-like
- books can change your life
- and also maybe a book about tying knots
- place arm in a brown paper bag and store at room temperature
- .38 nostalgia
- all movies are about either death or pancakes, or sometimes, death and pancakes
- don’t be silly. nobody knows how to do either
- it was fifty cents cheaper per box, too
- dream the impossible dream
- in that case, i’ve been lost for years
- dreaming of a good explanation for an awful lot of things
- you can save a bundle by driving yourself to the emergency room
- anger math
- self-restraint
- if i could, i’d like to repeat a year where i was clueless, but happier
- i thought in the future, i’d have better clothes
- i forgot about this particular right
- it’s better than the other possible combinations
- bacon salt can improve on almost everything but not quite
- i wonder what the worst manure would be
- cheeseburgers both make this country great and are our downfall
- also there should be gift cards
- corporate rules and procedures allow ten people to efficiently do the work of just one
- it’s the least injuries i’ve ever had running ms office
- actually it was employee of the fortnight
- my report was marked “duplicate – already filed” so i guess i’m not the only one
- if a bear poops in a candy jar…
- there must be someone to blame other than myself
- you should be able to hire people to provide this service
- actually, haiku is too hard for me
- four days off facebook is a lot like disappearing from the face of the earth
- don’t ask where we got the dodo feather. i can’t tell you.
- i am always full of something
- i’m thankful i have a minute to spare on posting this even if i have no title in mind
- it’s national acronym creation month
- see, it works perfectly
- i had no idea i owned it, officer
- seize the day, go to jail
- however, i bet my attorney knows a guy who knows a guy
- samurai weapon makers are missing the cat market completely
- half of me wants to call the aspca and half of me wants to make some popcorn and watch
- as usual, words fail me
- keeping up with the cool kids
- on the plus side, now my eyeball is minty fresh
- would the guy who bought my horse off craigslist please contact me
- i wonder if i could get oreos by prescription
- hey kid, your teacher just emailed me a little bit of extra homework for you
- it’s a really long chapter, about the history of zombie culture
- it was probably farmville related but i’m too dazed to be sure
- a quick pause in the zombie saga for a joke i should have told two years ago
- great. now i’m thinking about zombie kittens.
- all roads lead to zombie porn
- works of literary merit about porn are always heavily researched, aren’t they?
- i would totally read that
- can you patent evil, or is it just a trademark?
- it turns out my entire problem has just been a “divide by zero” error
- NaFuYanMo
- i’m on the 50,000 words per decade plan
- candy dropped by fleeing kids is good for bail money
- if only i could remember how i did it
- better get used to these bars, kitty
- write what you know
- may the fifth be in you
- actually, if you’ve seen episode two, you know insipid is a scary word
- bacon and porn makes for a complete breakfast
- the congressman who bought it has excellent health coverage
- the buyer totally overpaid
- actually, my mom is on the net, but only looks at pictures of kittens
- i need a title but i keep drawing a blank
- don’t pop my balloon
- sorry, stick figure, but it’s really hard to short sell a penny stock
- this is why we can’t have nice things, like readers
- it also got three restraining orders and a visit from the FBI
- if it was the yankees, that would be too much change to believe in
- i resolve to curse more in public
- it’s not about games i can win. it’s about games you can lose.
- comedy school is going even worse
- one cannot live on skittles alone
- how long until we can elect a jedi as president
- actually that would be president-elect badass
- ewok songs are a victory for no one
- maybe i do need coffee
- there’s no turning back
- no, this is just the beginning
- do elitists have shame?
- we could use a gyro
- a life of goo
- al capone is good for both political and financial advice
- actually it wasn’t a math problem, it was a calendar parse error
- money for nothing and chicks for free
- contents may have unsettled during shipping
- seabummer
- actually, i ran out of funny and was too cheap to pay for fast shipping
- actually you can keep friends on the same network
- actually, i’ll accept all of the blame but none of the responsibility
- sadly, it turns out it’s squid and krill pizza
- one nation, with pepperoni and mushrooms for all
- maybe i’m allergic to facebook AND fun
- outfunnied again. and again.
- i’m not sure what my problem is, but i’m sure it’s hard to pronounce
- i hear there is also a fuel surcharge on mob hits
- everything looks like a nail
- listen all of y’all it’s a sabotage
- so playing mario kart without guilt is the answer to my problems, right?
- there’s also a secret tunnel
- primarily evil
- you’d think being evil, after taxes, would at least have left me middle class
- the art of corporations
- seat belts are twenty bucks
- if we can’t change the rules in the middle, the terrorists have won
- muddle east
- commerce and art don’t mix. or commerce and whatever this is.
- it’s just a mental prison
- new financial math
- evidence also suggests i went back to bed with pastel spring oreos and watched fifteen hours of ninja warrior
- also, contentment is backordered
- new web standards
- nobody noticed it wasn’t actually russian
- gift with purchase
- self-inflicted wound
- target marketing
- a sticky afternoon
- the midget clown porn economy
- busted
- unnifty fifty
- democratic national train wreck
- a slight accident
- don’t use ‘gushing’ and ‘compost’ in the same sentence
- i’m not sure if it’s that i couldn’t help myself, or that i just couldn’t help myself
- correcting the fucking record
- xerox this
- eat enough free samples at costco, and you’ve got lunch
- cross and recross my heart
- i’m over happy
- vote with change
- “sad, self-absorbed stick figure makes no money mocking stupid studies, study finds.”
- issues voter
- there’s been a lot of shoveling
- bacon politics and science
- deductable injustices
- electable dreams
- news is hard
- original thought, by someone else
- i’ve got your grand thinking right here
- actually, it’s always been off the list
- now that i think about it, a robot donkey might make for a fun campaign after all
- it was funny. once.
- a new hope. or fear. or something.
- sold out
- it cuts down on the surprise attacks
- it’s the pictures that got small
- i knew i was missing something simple
- the municipal gift
- blow up santa
- tai chai
- those holiday spirits
- the gnome of christmas future
- world of hazy daze
- mc kill it
- nickeldoh
- just playing
- cheated
- the nightmare before halloween
- atwitter
- hey you can only get them at this time of year
- it’s all a tv
- and sadly, i’ve had worse bosses
- institutionalized
- barnes and noble could also be called dreams and nightmares
- home is where … ah crud
- six panels and some fries
- striking
- is two a trend?
- robot space comic