- rental tux
- ai
- glasses
- terrible comic day
- happiness
- zoom vaccine
- hate math
- dance
- antisocial media
- taquitos
- opportunities
- poopcast
- tiger education
- griefs
- volemart
- use it and lose it
- knock knock
- 31 flavors
- If you’re not part of the solution…
- also, we need to have a chat about the non-ironic use of hashtags
- cookiehead
- ass doctor
- priorities
- just say no
- quiet please
- cheaper than drugs
- ass and gum
- it’s all about volume
- ooo bad idea
- based on two true stories
- it’s all just a game to you, isn’t it
- i’d do anything for twitter love, but i won’t do that
- cause and effect
- punchy
- hair of the old dog
- great accomplishments
- they’re writing the wrong law
- also, i play a doctor on tv
- i give myself this advice every day
- don’t look back
- knew pizza was always the better idea
- it’s all downhill from here
- hopefully you’ve never noticed either problem
- always think of the practical applications
- hard to say which is worse
- i’ve got to justify the time somehow
- here’s to one particular crazy one
- that’s what i thought
- it’s always something
- wax on, wax off
- internal thought process
- nut crisis
- they do seem awfully happy all the time don’t they
- did i miss anything?
- i have doctored charts and graphs to back me up
- there must be some way to use this power for good
- but what if i need the colossal bandaid
- don’t you hello me
- unmonitored
- better than last year
- it’s the lack of thought that counts
- i’ve won national instant message writing month three times already
- i forgot to never read the comments
- i’m thankful i’m not waiting in line for a 5am best buy opening
- the kilt with no underwear really helped the process
- drunk, really sociable media
- too young to be this mentally old
- facebook.arghpleaseno
- either it’s not gonna fly, or i won’t
- i can think of some net neutrality rules that would be handy
- to-do list, item one: locate to-do list
- it was a pants-22
- corrections are needed. really, really needed.
- maybe i should NOT just write poetry instead
- i can just see the grammy nominations pouring in
- maybe i should just write poetry instead
- so much time theft, so little DVR space
- it’s possible i’m not happy unless i’m not happy
- loosely based on a sad but true story
- it’s almost like the hate and anger is required by law
- maybe in my case it should be called national not writing month
- change i’m not really sure much of anybody can believe in
- it’s like a perpetual candy machine
- i think the borg may have programmed this
- with bad radio comes great responsibility
- maybe it’s the lighting
- fractionally owl-like
- books can change your life
- and also maybe a book about tying knots
- place arm in a brown paper bag and store at room temperature
- .38 nostalgia
- all movies are about either death or pancakes, or sometimes, death and pancakes
- don’t be silly. nobody knows how to do either
- it was fifty cents cheaper per box, too
- dream the impossible dream
- in that case, i’ve been lost for years
- dreaming of a good explanation for an awful lot of things
- you can save a bundle by driving yourself to the emergency room
- anger math
- self-restraint
There’s more, but it won’t let me show more. If you’re reading them all, go backwards from that last comic. Soon I will put in a few links to older comics, I guess.